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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 04:51

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Why do I sweat so much after shower?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Everyone loved it.

Why is my ex mad I moved on when he dumped me?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good

Hysterias & Posteriors

What is the process of becoming an Evangelical preacher? Is attending seminary school necessary? How long does it typically take? Is it financially challenging?

So, the docs changed it to read

No, not a chance

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Citadel's Esposito says US deficit is a 'ticking time bomb' - Yahoo Finance

Next, they tried...

Just Forget it!

Unacceptable again!

What’s up in the sky for June 2025? Arietid meteor shower, strawberry moon and much more - WTOP

Thumbs down again.

share office space ...

No go.

China consumer prices slump again, deepening deflation worries as demand stays weak - CNBC

Nuts and Butts

Minds and Behinds

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

New discovery at the Grand Canyon has rewritten geology textbooks - Earth.com

Freaks and Cheeks

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No way

Weed may be bad for your heart, whether you smoke or consume edibles - Live Science

Another attempt resulted in ...

Then came..

They put up a sign reading

Was Daenerys' downfall inevitable after she left Meereen in Game of Thrones?

Still no good.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

When do you start "growing old"?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Swimming world body to banish athletes and supporters of doping-fueled event in Las Vegas - AP News

Catatonics & High Colonics

Loons and Moons

So they tried

Yuen: When cancer struck a second time, she found ‘euphoria’ - Star Tribune