What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
12.06.2025 04:51

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Why do I sweat so much after shower?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Everyone loved it.
Why is my ex mad I moved on when he dumped me?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good
Hysterias & Posteriors
So, the docs changed it to read
No, not a chance
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Citadel's Esposito says US deficit is a 'ticking time bomb' - Yahoo Finance
Next, they tried...
Just Forget it!
Unacceptable again!
What’s up in the sky for June 2025? Arietid meteor shower, strawberry moon and much more - WTOP
Thumbs down again.
share office space ...
No go.
China consumer prices slump again, deepening deflation worries as demand stays weak - CNBC
Nuts and Butts
Minds and Behinds
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
New discovery at the Grand Canyon has rewritten geology textbooks - Earth.com
Freaks and Cheeks
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No way
Weed may be bad for your heart, whether you smoke or consume edibles - Live Science
Another attempt resulted in ...
Then came..
They put up a sign reading
Was Daenerys' downfall inevitable after she left Meereen in Game of Thrones?
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
When do you start "growing old"?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Swimming world body to banish athletes and supporters of doping-fueled event in Las Vegas - AP News
Catatonics & High Colonics
Loons and Moons
So they tried
Yuen: When cancer struck a second time, she found ‘euphoria’ - Star Tribune